A kind of a "dangerous supplement", marked, scarred on a body, post-orgasmically, always, already in anticipation of (a) crisis OR for a desert avec 'agape'. Mindb(l)ogg(l)ing Noise. "Avalanche, would you share my last pursuit?" (Baudelaire)

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Thank You:

Agie Fanourie
Saint Anthony
Gaouropeisma
Ability to swear comfortably in both Greek and English
Fwnitikes Hordes
Pappou - for the in proxy legalistic training
Fovia - twn allwn.




GOT IT BACK. WANKING SHITS!

11 comments:

Constantinos said...

Mes' touw fournous ekoita3ete? Do3asi o theos. 3anastarare -

Demetris said...

Ti ratsa tous re!

En tw metaxy egamisamas kanonika ta bike shops: 60 lires i kleidwnia!
Eftyhws pou en me ehrewsan gia ton aera. Oute thelw na xerw posa eni!!

katina said...

Yeah St Anthony!!

mondo said...

είναι αυτός ο francis bacon πάνω στο ποδήλατό σου; καλά, που το βρήκες σε ολόκληρο λονδίνο;;

drakouna said...

πάντως, αν δεν έψησες πίττα του Αγίου Φανουρίου και να έδωσες κομμάτι σε 7 μονοστέφανες να φάνε, μάλλον δεν είναι ο Άγιος Φανούριος που ευθύνεται για την επιστροφή. Μάλλον το "Ability to swear comfortably in both Greek and English" είναι πιο πιθανό.

Sraosha said...

!

Demetris said...

Gia olous ws ekpliswntai (abridged version):


To podilato mou itan sto bike shed tou ktiriou. Eleipa jai afika to jame kleidwmeno me mia kleidwnia TOSI ("oho villa mou pashia jai villa mou wraia"). Irta pisw jai paw na to piasw na paw gyro se ena iliolousto londino. Koitazw pojei, koitazw poda, poupote. Hasimio. Re etyflwthika, re en thwrw kala. A'panaia mou lalw eklepsan mas to. Gamw to shisto tous pion. Mpainoun mes ta spithkia mas jai pianoun ta? Paw jai fakw tou caretaker - flat 58. Prwta ektypisa sto flat 56 pou ta nevra mou jai exypnisa enan asiati jai meta sto 58. Lalw tou "e, e, pou en to podilato/ inta pou ginetai damesa da" "a mporei na en me jeina pou efyan (alloi oi egw) epeidi epianan topo jai en ehrisomopoiuntan syhna" "inta prama?" 'e nai, fkerwnoume to bikeshed pou podilato pou en unregistred jai en fenete na ta hrisimopoia kanenas" "unregisterd? eimai dame ena hrono, thwreis me jai thwrw se, stelne te mou re pezevegies notification gia kathe hali pou valete ston 5 orofo jai kathe pote eshei meeting gia ta fkiora sto kipo jai gia ta podilata en esteilete tipote? prosexe polla kala giait tha se gamisw." "e en eimai egw, en o mastros-idioktitis tou ktiriou jai lalei tou kleidara na ertei jai na ta 'metakinisei'" [to locksmith: have you moved it? "i cant help you sorry, i can not recall"] "na ta parei pou dialdi?" "en ixerw" "na psei i villa sou hame jai na ti gyrefkeis. ti paei na pei en ixerw tha se parw dikastirio jai esena jai ton idioktiti gia abuse of trust and misuse of authority jai tha sa gamisw ws jame pou en paei allo. en 1000 lires malaka. 1000 lires. katalaveis' "what do you mean misuse of authority? i have the authority to do what i deem appropriate" "so i was you?" "no" "yes you just said so" "e e e e e e no no" "what did you do with it?" "let me make some phonecalls and call you back" (dialleima) "yes? hallo? i have contacted the person i authorised to dispose off the bike -" "fucking hell are you taking the bloody piss? you fucking broke the lock and stole my bike and then went and sold it to some bastard like yourself? what do you mean dispose?" "what is wrong with you" "i am really really annoyed and i have every right to be" (dialleima) "he called me back and was able to trace your bike and will bring it back by tomorow afternoon" "ok - let's see and we can take it from there. if not i ll see you in a smalls claim court."

Next day:

Early morning. Outside.

"i put it in the basement."
...
"here it is. this is it yes?"

yes.
hwris tin kleidwnia jai enan stoupwma pou ta timonia.
jai htarmeini sella.



Malaka.

mondo said...

Sraosha τι κάνεις εδώ??? ;)

mondo said...

ιστορία και αυτή ρε δημήτρη.... :)

Demetris said...

Pounton?
Eides ton?
Ei'en ton kanenas?

Na pamen na tou tin piaomen!

Noullis said...

Glory be. Praise be.

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