Grace and Appetite
(je har' stin oreksi)
Ali in an Art Gallery looking at Paintings...
Ali : Who be dis cheeky lickle lady?
Guide : It's a friend of Van Gough
Ali : She look like she just been having??
Guide : She doesn't look very happy.
Ali : Perhaps she just been taken up the wrong 'en or something?
Ali in the Royal opera house...
Ali : Look at dis. It's the royal opera 'ouse. Don't it look rubbish? That's why they is spending 25 billion squid to try to make it look like the John Nike Leisure centre in Bracknell.
Ali : Why is it that so many of the singers 'ere are so terribly fat?
Guide : They're not all fat.
Ali : Is it because of the discrimination that you is letting all of the fatties in?
Ali : What is the acoustic like in 'ere.
Guide : It's brilliant.
Ali : Wicked.
Guide : Try it.
*Ali Sings* HERE ME NOW, RYYYYYYYDE THE PUNANI. RIDE THE PUNANI.
Ali : So, if you wanna sample some culture you can spend fifty squid ona night out at the opera or me can get you a bag of skunk DIS BIG.
Respek
...you should start doing so now.
Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast (
e.g.)
To roz tou 1926 einai tholo.
Itan tholo sto diafragma twn vouvwn.
(na sou kamw mia tianisi antrea mou?)
Oi skepseis den einai aerovoles mpales tou golf sta ditika tis lefkwsias (5km - Nevada, Las Vegas - 28is Oktwvriou) ma xelwnonintzakia. Anazitwntas ta antikeimena pou swriazoun tin axrwmatopsia twn prwinwn.
Estise ston toixo ton Nwe kai tn Afroditi tis Milou, kai arxise na tous simadevei me koukoutsia elliwn. Mexri pou tis ekopse to xeri k' aftounou t' arxidia.
(p.s 'Nwe, ti tha fame simera?' / O Jean-Pierre Brisset efkalen ta laima tou na mas pisei oti oi vatraxoi miloun Gallika, dioti dithen to coa.coa en qui)
Fylaw tis lexeis na mou vrethoun ki arnoume na prodwsw to sfyrigma mou. Depeche Mode kai filleta stis Spetses. Apehw ap' tin Poli kai to plirwnw ws oikodespotis. Zw etsi me tin myrwdia tou allou kai ta prwina whiskeya. Ashetws proelefsews i daktylografisi paramenei i apousia tis echo. O Narkissos me backlight. Fate matia psaria kai sardelles st' ampelofylla. Aeras ypogeiou egkainiazei tin proslipsi tou hwrou mines meta tin afixi. Skoni to parellthon pou i hwra tis enilikiwsis mas klironomise, mazi me ton palimpaidismo tou exwterikou kai tin aiwniotita tis nyhtas. Enhwrion proion.
Ta kalwdia den epitrepoun tin opsi kai i akoi einai daneismeni. Fin ji arche.
"I'm Marxist, with Groucho leanings" (fanella)
Lalei mou: E ethkiavases to; Ti enomises;
Jai skeftomai egw. Skeftomai: Nai re, arese mou. Areskei mou o tropos pou laleis istories, o tropos idika pou sundeeis idees jai diafora gegonota, erkountai oulla kuklika, jai areskei mou pou ginontai diafora pramata, ennow, se diafora epipeda, ara ennen anangki na pollo katexw pou ta endiaferon sou, epeidi, sto katw katw en polla ta pramata pou laleis, ennen yia to
Virtuoso pou grafeis vasika, alla yia oulla ta pramata pou ton perikuklonoun.. diladi, oulla ta pramata pou perikuklonoun mas oullous. Etsi eskeftika.
Alla.
Lalw tou: E... en lion... "eclectic" enne; Ennow sou... Grafeis sta kupriaka. Diladi, se mia dialekto tin opoia lioi miloun, akoma pio lioi en sunithismeni na thkiavazoun, jai stin opia akoma pio lioi grafoun. Ara, idi, en esheis pollous anagnwstes. Jai oi monon touto, grafeis yia hip hop. Jai oi mainstream hip hop, alla underground hiphop. Jai oi monon underground alla grafeis me leptomeria yia enan agnwsto kalamaroamerikano dj... Diladi re, milas yia enan thema me ton opoion polla lios kosmos asxolite, jai oi parapanw en katexoun kupriaka, jai jinoi pou katexoun en filoi sou pou emathan yia to hip hop pou sena. Ara re.. nomizw oti to blog sou en lion "eclectic".
Jai meta pou kapoies meres... esuniditopoiisa...
"Eclectic"?
Gamw to. Grafw pas'sto ombion.
Last night I accidentally kicked the moon, but it was not full thus it did not roll or spill - Fellini was not a lunatic, no traces of foam off his mouth, when shooting the moon, when listening to it (1990) (Benigni perhaps is), or even Alan Parker that same year he built the wall shot the moon down as well (1982)
Helsinki;
walking down Helsinkinkatu - there are no aliens here, no street, road, place, mews, crescent, avenue, rise, lane, way, grove, park, gardens, alley, arch, path, walk, broadway, promenade, gate, terrace, vale, view or hill, no aliens like George Mikes' 'How to become an alien' (acquired: sept. 2002, on departure by D.) - simply katu (AKA kantouni) or tie - formalism cast concrete resembling the monument To the Conquerors of Space outside the VDNKh in Moscow / pink was faint back then, 'pink is better than black. but the two harmonize', that makes grey, good-grey
back: epias to paplwma sou re nikolaki? Tziai to paplwma, tziai mia lemonada, tziai ena dekaliro me 2 tappous tis pennas – mia ountzia me t’antera. Ma irte, irte, irte? Pios empou irte? Oi mono irte alla tz’ iirten – aise perkei mou rapsei kanena poukamiso.
“you have reached the page on which this book’s previous owner decided to give up” (cabinet magazine), yet, Ulysses (with verted and inverted commas) is unfinished, not on long benches (wrong places avec wrong people, Dublin), not standing upright on the periphery of museums (Berlin), not in the 'city of museums' (quoting CYPRUS AIRWAYS video clip upon landing onto LCA - 35°09´35"N, 033°29´18"E, Elevation 123m (403ft) - referring to Nicosia, despite that they only mention one)
(“aigia kotsini pou paeis” arthografei me maestria o S. Kossiaris se mia analisei ton parallilwn viwn maxla kai trattou)
to back: from Helsinki with a duvet and a certificate for roll (Kilaidonis), at last I found a descent coffee blend.
Που αθεράπευτη η αφόδευση του τοκετού
-παρά το γόνο-
Με καταλαγιάζουσες, αλλά, πληγές
δια μέσου του κενού
:Καλύτερα ανάρμοστα
